K is for King, C is for Cunt

by Norwood Grimes

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This album was originally presented as a two sided album much like a cassette or vinyl, with the first five tracks placed together on one side (side K) and the last four tracks on the other (side C). But when the album was finally released, the tracks had been separated for convenience.

It was probably around September, 1984 I guess. My parents must've had unprotected sex, because 9 months later (if I counted that right) I was ejected. Actually, now that I come to think of it, I should be lucky they had unprotected sex at all, what with the 80's being the AIDS decade and all. Naughty, naughty, mum and dad. Should've worn a condom. Tsk. tsk. Safe sex and all that gas.
Anyway, I went through depression in the womb and tried to hang myself with the umbilical cord 3 times, and you know what they say: "What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger" or some of that bogtwaddle... Anyway, I guess they were right, because, that same umbilical cord was my only source of nourishment while I was inside. Ahem..
I came into this world bloodied and screaming, let's hope I don't leave the same way.


released October 10, 2011

All songs written/played/recorded/produced/jerked off to by Norwood Grimes.

Guitars/Bass/Vocals/Synth/Qwerty Keyboard/Drum Programming by Norwood Grimes.

Norwood Grimes is: Norwood Grimes.

Copyright 2011 Norwood Grimes.

'Hitler's Mother Can' and 'Jesus Was A Buddhist' were written in 2005
but was re recorded in 2011 for this release.
'The Scape', 'Neil's Song', 'Getting Frank', 'Call Of The Black Metal Elitist'
and 'A Place To Go When You're Dead' were written and recorded between 2008 and 2009.

This album was released by Torn Flesh Records, October, 2011
TFR309 - Norwood Grimes - K is for King, C is for Cunt



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